Black Box

Description

The Black Box first appeared in the Fidget Vault archives with no manufacturer, no specifications, and no explanation. Attempts to identify its origin have produced conflicting results.

Some collectors claim it is the ultimate fidget.

Others claim it isn't a fidget at all.

One tester reported that after five minutes of use, they suddenly understood why their sock drawer is always missing one sock.

Known Specifications

  • Material: Probably
  • Weight: Yes
  • Mechanism: Confidential
  • Sound Profile: Somewhere between silence and enlightenment
  • Skill Ceiling: Concerningly high

Collector Notes

  • Do not feed after midnight.
  • Do not expose to excessive curiosity.
  • Do not ask where it came from.
  • Absolutely do not ask where it is going.

Warning

Fidget Vault is not responsible for:

  • Sudden increases in productivity
  • Unexplained confidence
  • Becoming the most interesting person in the room
  • The urge to purchase additional fidgets

Further information will be released once our researchers figure out what this thing actually does.

  • Condition: Used
  • Manufacturer: Goob
  • Name: Archive Piece
  • Designer: Unknown
  • Release Date: September 2064
  • Release Price: $899
  • Circulating Supply: 10
  • Function: Slider
  • Materials: SS
  • COA: Yes
  • Accessories: Yes
  • Customizable: Yes

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  2. If you win an auction, the winning bid amount will be automatically charged to the payment method on file at the conclusion of the auction. If you do not win, no additional charges will be made beyond the one-time verification fee.
  3. Items will be shipped to the default shipping address listed in your Fidget Vault profile. Please ensure your address is accurate before placing a bid.

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To help prevent last-second bid sniping, any bid placed during the final 5 minutes of an auction will extend the timer by 1 minute.

Each new bid increases the current price by $10.

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You'll be able to participate in all future auctions without purchasing another pass or paying the fee again.

Your payment method on file will be charged automatically and the fidget will be shipped to the default address saved in your account within 24 hours.

Yes. Any bid placed within the final 5 minutes of an auction will extend the timer by 30 seconds, helping prevent last-second bid sniping.

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Yes. As part of a limited-time promotion, auction winners currently receive 2x Vault Tokens on their winning bid amount.

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