{"product_id":"phantom-grid","title":"Phantom Grid","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by a secretive team of retired aerospace engineers, arcade machine technicians, and at least one guy who exclusively communicates through mechanical keyboard sounds, Phantom Grid combines an unprecedented number of tactile systems into a single impossible device.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt first glance, it appears to be a sophisticated control panel from a classified spacecraft.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt second glance, it still appears to be a sophisticated control panel from a classified spacecraft.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo date, nobody has successfully identified what any of the controls actually do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded Mechanisms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA spinner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeveral sliders\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMultiple buttons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA wheel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnother wheel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA suspiciously unnecessary third wheel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt least one mechanism hidden beneath another mechanism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomething that clicks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomething that definitely shouldn't click, but does\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring Testing, Users Reported:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I forgot what I was doing.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"This can't possibly all be one product.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I think I just unlocked a new fidget.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Where did the last 45 minutes go?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"My wallet is trembling.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne tester claimed to have discovered a secret combination that activated an entirely new mechanism. Unfortunately, they forgot the sequence immediately afterward.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy It Stands Out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContains more controls than some modern vehicles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a completely unreasonable part count\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRequires three instruction manuals and a flowchart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScientifically engineered to destroy productivity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks expensive because it is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMakes collectors say \"what is that?\" from across the room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCollector's Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eResearchers estimate that less than 10% of Phantom Grid's total functionality has been discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe remaining 90% is believed to be hidden beneath layers of additional functionality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Fidget Vault is not responsible for missed appointments, neglected responsibilities, or accidental enlightenment resulting from Phantom Grid ownership.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf the Grid starts communicating with you, please document your findings and contact the Department of Questionable Engineering immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Top Secret","offers":[{"title":"Stainless Steel","offer_id":47271179485315,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/2752\/1923\/files\/PhantomGrid1.png?v=1781152812","url":"https:\/\/fidgetvault.com\/products\/phantom-grid","provider":"Fidget Vault","version":"1.0","type":"link"}