{"product_id":"artifact-862","title":"Artifact 862","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtifact 862 is one of the rarest discoveries ever documented by Fidget Vault. Unfortunately, nobody is entirely sure where it came from, what it does, or why it occasionally appears in inventory reports despite never having been inventoried.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artifact was reportedly uncovered during a routine warehouse cleanup behind a stack of shipping boxes labeled \"Definitely Not Important.\" Since then, it has been examined by engineers, collectors, historians, and one guy named Steve. None have reached the same conclusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from an unidentified alloy believed to consist of titanium, zirconium, cosmic dust, and poor financial decisions, Artifact 862 possesses a level of craftsmanship that should not be physically possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNotable Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnknown functionality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuspiciously perfect tolerances\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduces exactly the right amount of tactile feedback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContains at least one mechanism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay contain several more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring testing, users reported:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA sudden increase in happiness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn overwhelming urge to reorganize their collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe belief that they finally found \"the one\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTemporary loss of interest in practical purchases\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eResearchers also noted that Artifact 862 appears to become more desirable whenever someone else owns it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Stands Out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrigin unknown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaker unknown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePurpose unknown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtremely collectible\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks expensive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProbably is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Artifact 862 is currently being studied by the Fidget Vault Department of Unexplained Mechanisms. Until testing is complete, users are advised not to expose the artifact to magnets, microwaves, tax professionals, or direct questioning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you've discovered this page, congratulations. You've found one of Fidget Vault's hidden artifacts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Top Secret","offers":[{"title":"Stainless Steel","offer_id":47271163166851,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/2752\/1923\/files\/Artifact_862_3.png?v=1781150138","url":"https:\/\/fidgetvault.com\/products\/artifact-862","provider":"Fidget Vault","version":"1.0","type":"link"}